Currently reading: "The Grift" by Debra Ginsberg
Sometimes people ask you to help them do things that are a little off, but we never know just how creepy/silly/insane/dirty until we are in the midst of it. Even if you conduct a great reference interview before beginning the help, they are careful to just give out brief, seemingly innocent details.
Help me post a Craigslist ad. Ok. That seems ok. I mean, who would ask the nice librarian behind the desk to help upload naked photos? Apparently, people have no qualms about asking for things.
Case in point:
Young Handsome Naked Stud For Handyman
To all who need handyman help in the home,not only will i do a great job, but i will perform all tasks while in the nude!! Most handyman work i will do are as follows-dishes, vacuuming, sweeping, mopping, dusting, windows, bathrooms, and organizing. i will also repair most things if it is not too complicated. I am 37 years old, and very handsome. I have a nice looking body and very muscular. If you would like to receive my services, please feel free to contact me on my e-mail, and i will return your response as soon as possible.
Ah, what you can do at your local pub(l)ic library. Sadly, there are no photos attached after all. We couldn't manage to get the file of the (hairy) man to pull up from his flash drive. Now everyone will have to just imagine what a young, handsome naked stud looks like. (Hairy.)
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this is by far my favorite thus far
ReplyDeleteSo glad. Update is that he came in with the file saved in a different format, so we were able to look at his hairy body again and put it out into the world so others can see the hairy fairy too.
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome! I hope he gets some hits from it. Perhaps you should share with Almas... I hear she is looking for a part-time house husband! This guy might be perfect.
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